A Not So Cynical Approach

Last night was American Idol, who did not know that? Well, in the glory of my hatred for this part of the show, I will critique, think of me as Simon on Steroids. For starters, there were only two performances that were decent, Archuleta and Cook, and Archuleta drowned Cook in his own fluids, figuratively. As for the girl, Syesha, is it? hmph, does not matter. She did fine, that's it, she'll be gone next week. But, as Simon said this week, Jason will be packing his bags. He was the most horrible performance I have seen since the openings. He wants to be booted, he's trying to be booted, because he has accepted he will not win, and that pisses me off, he should be trying still, yet, he's not because he's lost faith in himself and sees little point in continuing to fight the tyrants Archuleta and Cook. He's gone, finally, I wanted him gone a long time ago. He's a little prick. Anyways, Archuleta did well, very well, but it wasn't my favorite performance, none of them were. Anyways, that's the end of my not-so-mean American Idol update, I had to prove to you that I could do it, so there.